The Third Best Page in the Universe

I love Maddox's site. It is full of crap that the soft masses find intolerable because they don't know what free speech is. So, when I found another blog that has named itself "The Second Best Page in the Universe", I was amused considerably. Deciding to take a look, I came to find that it was, as was said by many, pretty much a rip-off design-wise of Maddox's best page in the universe. But unlike those many people, I found this even more interesting. I took a look at the articles, and also found it to be pretty much in the same style as Maddox.
The point I'm trying to reach, or am about to reach, is that i think this is a great idea. People who need things to be singular don't understand progress. Aside from a few misspellings, Ninjapirate is essentially a new Maddox. People are quite right in thinking that, as a, for lack of a better term, sequel, he will probably not be as odd as the original, but who really cares. He makes me laugh, and I'm sure a lot of other people, but other people aren't me, so who really cares. Maddox can't cover everything, And Ninjapirate covers the stuff he misses, or just gives a different perspective.

My next point is that actually, I want this. I want to have a huge fan-base of people who think they're enlightened because what I say "makes sense". I want people to send me hate mail for stupid reasons, so I can rip it out of them with my calm cool collected manner of writing, ecplaining to the that when I say something, sometimes it's meant as joke and that you are seriously a fool for thinking I was serious, seriously, get a life and stop wallowing around the internet trying to make a statement, when all you are really doing is making yourself look like an uncivilised/uneducated/unimportant wanker.I want all that, so, I am attending to that need with due dispatch, and it is now that I dub this blog The Third Best Page in the Universe.

It should be noted that I don't know why I read sites like the above or the amazingly awesomic tales of Tucker Max. These guys are pretty much my antithesis. I am essentially the target of a lot of the articles, being a complete pussy, so far as my female friends have actually dubbed me an honourary girl. Whatever. I don't care. If being an honourary girl means that I have the power to persuade girls to tell me their deepest secrets, gets me frequent compliments and hugs, and results in me being surrounded in attractive girls whenever, then so be it. Of course, being the 'pussy' that I am, I'll infrequently take advantage of that. Take about having your cake and the not being able to consume it, eh?

I'll work on that little paradox and get back to you when I figure it out. I shall make this world one of 'nice guys' who don't get manipulated by their more manipulative female friends. We shall break this trend! Until then, read this to make you feel better.

[Ozzy would like to make it know that if this article has made you think about it's contents at all, then by all means, contact him for a nice chat about stuff. He love's that stuff. Incidentally, If you feel like debating about religion or life, or love, then please, feel free. No matter what side you're on. Oz is great at playing the devil's advocate.]

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