Why I am a god

My personality is a weird one. One moment it's a very mellow thing. Seriously, most of the time I have this awesome natural high. I'm sure that if I ever did take drugs, it wouldn't be much different to my usual self. And rarely I become hyper. Very rarely. I have had 3 cans of red bull, a bottle of Oasis, and a supposed concentration helping effervescent tablet style drink in the space of 2 hours, and felt nothing from it.
My self esteem also is one to take strange jumps. Just the other week I came home repeating over and over 'fuck fuck fuck' for a good 10-15 continuous minutes, pretty much hating myself, others and the world around me. Just now on the other hand, I walked in to my house with the words "Ozzy, you are a bloody GOD'' passing my lips. I repeated this a couple more times, smiled at my own brillienciation, made myself a sandwich, and proceeded upstairs to my computer. Because, I am, when it comes to the opposite gender, a mystical, enigmatic, all round loved god!

Now just to wait for the self loathing to kick in again.

Oz is out.

[Ozzy is currently lending a book called Geomancer to a girl. "It makes it so much easier when trying to think of something to talk about if you've already provided a source of common interest." It is also noted that this is not why he is a bloody god "Though now I consider it, it is one of my more god like actions"]


"There's a mocking bird, singing songs in the trees. There's a mockingbird, singing just for me"