12 December, 2007

Why Facebook is stupidly additive.

Too often now have I found myself making excellent headway on something I'll be doing for work, when bam! I find myself on facebook. So now I'm wondering. Is it really that necessary for my to go onto this thing, only to see what person has been rated 8 in Hot or Not, which friends are like me, how normal I am, or which friends I'd rather have sex with, marry, or kill in cold blooded murder? Evidentially so. The depressing thing is, I know it's sad. I know I don't have to go on there. I know I really don't need to know what other people think of me. And I certainly don't need to know other people's relationship status, on account of that little matter of I DON'T CARE, you know? On that note, I laugh at those of you who need to change your relationship status instantly when there's some development in your love life, like it's some kind of validation meter of your life. When people ask if you're "'officially' going out", in that lax, jokey way people do, you can now say "Yes I am. It's on Facebook, and therefore it's official.". I sincerely hope your status is changed back to single soon after.

Incidentally, I know what other people think of me. I am pretty much all round loved.

I'm out.

[Ozzy is actually the victim of an annoyingly sudden break up. True it happened about a month ago, but she meant something to him. And the reasons she gave for breaking up.. Well, they were vague and stupidly adolescent. "Seriously girls, If you break up with someone, do it without cushioning. Don't fucking make excuses, and don't try to alleviate the blame off yourself or even them. The guy will feel much better in the long run."
Now Ozzy is going to continue trying to get over her.]

"Sing once again with me, our strange duet. My power over you, grows stronger yet."

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